Technology is amazing. It is one of the greatest things that has happened to the entire world. When you newly meet a tech expert, you may need to get along with him/her. To make friends with them, you need to get some exciting pickup lines that will suit the condition at hand. Though there are many tech pick-up lines available. However, the pick-up lines need to be collated for easy access. With that said, today, I will be telling you exciting technology pick-up lines that are useful for different conditions.
Hey Lisa! Let me know if you wanna learn binary numbers.
Hey Wendy! Come and join me because my 1 can interact well with your 0.
Hey baby! Let me deliver power to your new loads.
Hey girl! I guess you are an electron because you have electrified me successfully.
Your design is just fantastic such that it is difficult to overlook it.
Hey Jones! Your new operating system is hidden in my pants. Give me a bang and you will have access to it.
It seems you are a functioning generator because I'm getting mixed feedback from you.
Hey Melinda! Despite the huge number of resistors in this room, I find it difficult to resist your love and affection.
Your love for internet explorer has condemned me to use it.
Internet Explorer is slow and nice but I love it.
Assuming you are not in my life, I would have been like a computer that has no OS.
My anonymity status makes me look more handsome. What do you think?
I guess you are a computer keyboard because you are my perfect type.
I guess you are a computer wizard because you have successfully turned my software into hardware.
You acted like a double because your thought floated in my thoughts seamlessly.
Your texture mapping is divine. I guess you are a beautiful angel.
I must catch you because you are not an exception.
Your actions like an applet make me feel GUI inside.
Now that you are making my life worthwhile, I assume you are my driver.
I can see your body refreshing, I guess you are sitting on F5 on your keyboard.
I want to unzip your pants because I'm seeing it as a compressed file.
Hey baby! I guess you are a motherboard because I will RAM you tonight.
You may be wrong to have taken this firewire as USB2.0.
Hey Jones! You just made my Google glasses.
Your beauty made my page 404.
Since you have made yourself a C, you will be the pointer to my heart.
I wish to make you a Java because you must be the object of my heart's desire.
Hey Melinda! Can we configure our hard drives as a slave and master portion?
Hey baby! Don't think the part of my body is Micro or Soft.
Hey guy! You just successfully converted my floppy disk to a hard drive.
Every moment I engage you in conversation, your body gives me the necessary acknowledgment. I can conclude that you are running a TCP protocol.
Hey baby! You just overlooked my processor.
Hey Lisa! Can you be the efficient hard drive of my memory?
Before I met you, my life was like a PC without an efficient power outlet.
Hey Amanda! Let me attach my memory stick to your USB port.
Please be my efficient ActionListener because you notice all my events without any hassle.
Let me be the private variable in your heart because I want to be the perfect access to your heart.
Can I give you sudo access in my 127.0.0.1?
Technology has taught me how to use my fingers. Can I use it on you?
Hey baby! Let me have your I.P address.
Technology has made an expression of interest easy. Text 1 if you love me and 2 if you dislike me!
We are making the best step to disable network sharing with your haters.
Hey honey! Call me your dual-channel RAM, it's okay with me.
Hey baby! It's time we Abort, Retry, and Fail.
Hey girl! You are a well-designed A++.
Hey baby! You are hotter than the bottom of my beautiful laptop.
Hey Donald! Here is my number: 1011 0011 0010 0011 0101 0001 1000.
Hey Lisa! Check out my C-string. Do you like it?
Hey Wendy! Come on; let me hack your attractive kernel.
Can you be the resistor I can deliver my load to because I'm the confirmed power source?
Hey Pia! Let me turn off our firewall, then I can connect our Ethernet cable without any hassle.
Hey honey! Can my processor be fixed into an empty slot on your beautiful motherboard?
Hey baby! Can we do some peer-to-peer saliva swapping tonight?
Hey baby! Let me remove your cover and insert a bigger CPU seamlessly.
I wish I can go home and handle my exceptions.
Hey Jane! Can you input a decent meaning into my life because I'm a Buffered reader?
Trust me, baby, my love will never return untrue because I'm a Boolean method.
My existence without you doing it is nothing because I'm the perfect field attribute of your class.
Do you want me to HAS DA NASTY with you?
It's not my plan to ogle you but I wish to Google you always.
Chessy Technology Pick Up Lines
After entering your name on Google, I tapped on I'm Feeling Lucky.
Can you work as an ISO file because I'm prepared to mount you tonight?
Now that I'm getting lost in your beautiful eyes, it seems I'm using Apple maps.
I decided to change my status to smitten on my Facebook account because of my love for you.
I will output gibberish using the same method as tapping the keypad.
Hey Baby! Let us increase our bandwidth for better intimacy.
Hey Mao! Can you be a vital part of my life cycle?
My project life cycle is waiting to adopt your love.
Thank you for working as my compiler. Without you, life would have been miserable.
Hey Lisa! I need you to accept our functions to be written/read.
My love for you will make me allow your information to pop up seamlessly.
Hey baby! can I compress you over my disk space tonight?
Let me access excellent high-speed access because you are broadband.
If I have you are DSL, I will have high-speed access.
Can I stick my pins into your attractive sockets?
Let me get a T3 to enjoy watching your streaming videos.
I would have asked if you visit often because I'm stalked to your FourSquare.
Hey baby! Can I play on your LAPTOP seamlessly?
Will you check out the cache I made for you?
Hey Lisa! Have you seen the biggest hard drive in recent time? Come and check out mine.
I must confess that you have exceeded my bandwidth today, let's do this together tomorrow.
Hey baby! Can I connect and get full access to your network through my novel technology?
I have developed new technology to help you enjoy the bang than ever before. Do you wanna test it?
Your love has stuck to my head like an efficient infinite loop. I guess I'm experiencing overheating right now.
Hey baby! Will you visit my room tonight because I have rebooted my previous relationship?
I need to restore the factory settings of my previous relationship.
If I'm qualified to be an operating system, your excellent processor will be my top priority.
My love for you will make you indispensable assuming you are a parameter
What a great technology used for your creation. Your assembly language is easy to understand.
Push it in, shift right a bit, and load a byte into my accumulator so we can enjoy the night together.
Your processor will be my real-time priority provided you are an excellent operating system.
If I'm to recommend any technology, yours will be the best.
If you need to get rid of the virus with new technology, ensure you contact me.
Your pant is made with updated technology. Can I check the content inside tonight?
Hey Marquise! Can I insert my card into your empty slot?
My tech experts have created a new domain for you in my room. Do you wanna check it?
I will always call you a Fire-foxy lady assuming you are a web browser.
If you were a new technological invention, I will totally purchase you right away.
Hey baby! Will you be my dial all day long?
Hey Wendy! I guess you are a sweet wine produced with amazing technology. Can I taste you evenly tonight?
Hey Stones! Come into my room and see all that new technology did to me.
Hey Maria! Are you a Wi-Fi? Because I need your strong connection in my room tonight.
I will hack into your network if it is not encrypted.
Let me set up a sexy email for you through this newly introduced technology.
Share for me, like for your new technological outlook.
Technology is all-encompassing and used in different sectors. Today, I have given interesting pick-up lines on technology. Enjoy reading!
About William Sanders
William Sanders was born and raised in California. After receiving his Master’s degree in information science from San Diego State University, he started working as a city councilor. In his spare time, William enjoys playing best-selling MMORPG games such as World of Warcraft and Fnal Fantasy, where he often takes on the role of guild leader with hundreds of players collaborating for success under his leadership. William is also a regular contributor to some popular magazines such as San Jose Mercury News, Gleanster Research, and Palmgear.